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Boris Johnson Facts, the Website
Posted on May 8, 2008
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I really, truly wish this had been my idea, but still, I’m sure Boris Johnson Facts will make it’s way around the Uk and the rest of the world in the next few hours
- Boris Johnson was responsible unleashing smallpox in America.
- When someone asks Boris Johnson if he’s afraid of Jack Bauer, he replies “That picanniny?”
- Boris Johnson knows where Madeleine McCann is.
- Boris Johnson is really the person who dared L Ron Hubbard to invent Scientology.
- Boris Johnson personally reviews all of Russell T Davies’ Doctor Who scripts.
- Every time you say you don’t believe in fairies, Boris Johnson kills a little bit of Kylie Minogue.
- Boris Johnson framed Angus Deayton.
- Boris Johnson doesn’t understand right-click.
- Boris Johnson doesn’t understand double-click, either.
- Boris Johnson is in your London, mayoring your capital.
- Boris Johnson secretly pays commuters to bring non-foldy bikes on rush hour trains.
- Boris Johnson thinks Fox made the right decision about Firefly.
- Boris Johnson puts the red LEDs in XBOX 360s.
- Boris Johnson is allowed to carry more liquids on planes than you are.
Just a few of my favourites, the full list is over at http://www.borisjohnsonfacts.com/
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And I was there when he registered it!