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LOL’ing Over The Morning Coffee

As I do, I sit with my morning coffee and bounce around the web. Sometimes I find articles that are informative, sometimes I find challenging stuff, sometimes I just sit there giggling. But this article on 10 Zen Monkeys about Why Sarah [Palin]’s Sex Life Matters, is priceless coffee over the keyboard moment no matter what side of the divide you’re on….

So here comes Sarah Palin, who apparently is not in menopause at all. She just had a baby a few months ago, so her heterosexuality is just bleeding out all over the place. She’s just rolled out of bed! That’s the impression we get from this woman. They can’t get her on the dyke thing. She’s up in Alaska, shooting guns and taking names! So she’s gotten a pass on this. And she is irresistible!

We simply haven’t had an overtly fecund, butch, straight-woman sex symbol in so long. She’s like Annie Oakley with her six-shooters and her polar bears, her caribou dressing and her moose stew. She’s got five kids hanging off of her, and you’re like “Hells bells, that woman can fuck in the morning, go out for a long hike on the Arctic tundra, take down a polar bear or two, and be back in time to pass some new creationist legislation.” She just kicks ass. I mean, she’s just so — mmm. So like a powerful woman.

It’s exciting, isn’t it?

Exciting isn’t exactly the word I would use….

October 3, 2008; Daily Links;

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