The US Government will not build a Death Star #

…but they do want to remind those petitioning The White House to “Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016” that they are trying to reduce the national debt, Obama doesn’t want to blow up planets, and they don’t want to build it with the current design flaw in the thermal exhaust port.

While the US doesn’t have (and never will have) a Death Star, they do have a floating robot assistants on the Space Station.

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